WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a twist? Spill the tea. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a burger and you can tell us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. What's got ya riled up? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could sna